A Spoonful Of
Poison Spring Time Special - A pick of the best performers from
previous months
Friday 2nd May 2008
This weeks guest performers:
THE FILTHY ORPHANS
In the space of 6 months the FOs have established themselves
as die-hard regulars at Spoonful, and yet we've never got bored,
because they have continuously morphed their sound from scrappy
noisy anarcho squat punk to punky Captain Beefheart freak-blues
to ambient shoegaze metal and onwards and outwards... one thing
is for sure tho, they f***in mean it maaaan....
They sound like The Salvation Army inheirted Ronnie Wood's
guitar collection falling down the stairs with the Kodo Drummers
while somewhere in the corner, Jimmy Buffet barks direction
after an all-night bender...
Their influences include Chuck D Weiss, Tom Waits, Lemmy,The
Troggs, Captain Beefheart, Iggy Pop, Jesus and Mary Chain, Lenny
Bruce, Black Flag, Bill Hicks, Nicole Ritchie, Burgess The Rhymer,
Keef Richards, and Death in Vegas, just for the natty look.
http://www.myspace.com/thefilthyorphans

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THE BOYCOTT COCA-COLA EXPERIENCE
The Boycott Coca-Cola Experience is Tim Siddall on guitar and
voice.
BCCE started playing on September 13th 2006 at the Easycome
Acoustic Club at the Ivyhouse in Nunhead, London.
A recent gig at the Adelphi in Preston, Lancashire, affirmed
Tim Siddall’s status as one of the millions of little-known
talents in music.
They say the devil has the best tunes, this man must be an angel!!
http://www.myspace.com/bcce

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DENNIS JUST DENNIS
Dennis is a performance poet who occasionaly likes to sing.
He's rated by John Cooper Clarke and performs in London and
the UK. Throughout 2005/2006 he has been comissioned to write
and perform for both B.B.C radio 5 live and B.B.C. London.
http://www.myspace.com/dennisjustdennis

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BILLY TRIVIAL
Billy Trivial was born in the winter of 1886, a season marked
as the coldest and bleakest for decades before and since. His
father was a local butcher and his mother a poule-de-luxe. On
his eleventh birthday, Billy garrotted his mother with the drone
string of his trusty Fairbanks banjo, and killed his father
with his Mussehl & Westphal musical saw. The rest, unfortunately,
is history.
http://www.myspace.com/billytrivial
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CORPORAL MACHINE AND THE BOMBERS
"It's like Madness having a fight with Chas'n'Dave in
a piss-stained alley within earshot of the bow bells"
A six piece cockney folk punk band from the Essex area, featuring
a tuba alongside your standard guitar, bass, drums and vocal
sound.
Influences: Billy Bragg, Ian Dury, Chas and Dave, The velvet
Underground.
http://www.myspace.com/euanscorporalmachine

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L'IL LOST LOU
Hailing from Camden Town, acoustic female singer songwriter
Lou Psyche plays a combination of dark punk rock and country
music with a sassy edgyness and a refreshing lack of pretentiousness.
Having previosly appeared in the Brazen Hussies, Jet Suzette,
The Jealousies and in a live session on Resonance FM, Lou will
be promoting her new split 7" as well as her contribution
to the Fruit Machine compilation.
http://www.myspace.com/lillostlou

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JAMES SEVERY
James started playing the guitar just over two years ago, and
still can't really play it. The boy never really had an interest
in Folk music until someone said they liked his 'Folk style
storytelling.' He still doesn't have much of an interest in
the world of roots revival, preferring to cite Dizzee Rascal
and Spike Milligan as influences. He does like Bob Dylan and
Nick Drake though.
http://www.myspace.com/jamessevery

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RICHARD TYRONE JONES
Richard Tyrone Jones is a poet, raconteur and writer living
mostly in London whose material relies on pseudo-science, sophistry,
urban myth, random cruelty and sometimes filth. Richard also
performs as his alter-ego, 55-year-old alcoholic anarchist Punk
Poet Ritchie Scurvey, and was a member of Fat Fat Pope, an avant-garde
comedy group described by the Observer as 'god's gift to comedy'
and as 'w*nky, self-important brats' by The Independent.
http://www.myspace.com/richardtyronejones

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DANGEROUS T
Despite appearing as the "ginger black man" in the
118 118 adverts, and catching a cricket ball in his hair in
a NatWest advert, this is all Dangerous T has to say about himself
: "There's only one Dangerous T. Totally original comedian
must see."
He's right, but that doesn't really do him justice. He's weird.
He's a bit close to the bone. Is he an oddly funny poet or an
oddly rhymey comedian ? Or is he just a random nutter who got
on the mic while security were having a sneaky fag ?
Either way he's one of the most differently entertaining performers
to have graced the Spoonful stage...
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/dangeroust/index.htm
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PAUL MacJOYCE
Paul Macjoyce, author of "Verses for the Designer Underclass",
is a foul-mouthed multiple-rhyming social-nationalist who blends
delicate metres full of abuse for the bourgeoisie, with the
choicest flatulence.
http://www.myspace.com/norwichfacetransplant

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HORSEBOX
"Clever without being smug, rough without being lost,
bloody brilliant" - DROWNED IN SOUND
"Catches the breeze like a nudist colony on Primrose Hill,
and proves that the house of Horsebox is built on joy... like
a long whiff of Bisto; comforting, warm and appetising. I hope
they waft down your corridor soon." - ARTROCKER
Horsebox (the band) have already played a couple of high-profile
tours with their mates THE MAGIC NUMBERS. Will Horsebox is the
brains and the beard at the front of the outfit, and his solo
performances perfectly display his anti-folk pop genius while
teetering endearingly on the edge of drunkenness...
http://www.myspace.com/horsebox

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JJ CRASH & the LIPS
JJ Crash fled for the bright lights of London and Brighton
as soon as he could afford a pair of Dr Martens and 2-Tone drainpipes.
"I blame those punk rock records" said Mama Crash.
"But his first music heroes were James Brown, Parliament
and Funkadelic believe it or not" admitted his probation
officer.
OK - to set the record straight it was hearing early Clash
and The Jam that inspired JJCrash to play guitar - 3 chord songs
about growing up in the burbs that made life more bearable:-
his favourite album is still 'Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables'
by the Dead Kennedys. JJ Crash plays protest lullabies "somewhere
between the punk poetry of Patrick Fitzgerald and the wordy
folk buffoonery of Jake Thackary" - with erstwhile harmonica
accompaniment by photographer to the stars, Chris Lips.
http://www.myspace.com/jjthecrash

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KARMADILLO
The music of Karmadillo is based on the sound of a traditional
yet fun South American instrument the Charango, mixed with British
pop and rock melodies. Sometimes, it'll make you think of George
Formby winning the Eurovision Song Contest. At others, the type
of sound you'd like to hear on a Caribbean beach relaxing with
a rum and coke. There is plenty of room for melancholy and sad
sounds as well as the charango can be used to produce beautiful,
haunting notes. Their music doesn't really fit into many of
the Western 'categories' of music. Although based on an ethnic
Peruvian instrument its not ethnic. Its not folk. Its not pop.
Its not rock. Its not jive. Its not Indie. But its a little
of all of these with a good dose of fun and melancholy.
http://www.myspace.com/karmadildo

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LITTLE JOY BOX
"Where little acorns turn into Mighty Oaks, Little Joy
Box is both an acorn and an oak; sensible and non-sensical;
loving and loathing, a cross between a warm summers day and
a slap in the face, and a consistant saluter to the Hodge-heg
and other under-represented sectors of the Animal Kingdom."
Formerly of the legendary (in Guildford, and briefly on TV's
Faking It) Itchy Tits All-Girl Punk Show, Little Joy Box delivers
gritty yet dainty punk-soul-blues, rich melodies delivered with
sweetness and venom, like The Bangles licking Courtney Love's
ear before biting it off.
"Bolder than Britney Spears!" (National Enquirer,
May 2007)
"A surreal mixture of Wonder Woman and Tenacious D"
(Woman's Own, June 2007)
"JOY IS GOOD,
JOY IS GREAT!
JOY IS JOY,
IT'S LOVE NOT HATE!"
http://www.myspace.com/littlejoybox

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SCRAPPY HOOD
Scrappy Hood is the frontman and singer/songwriter of Milk
Kan. After theIr debut single 'Bling Bling Baby' was championed
by Chris Moyles, Jonathan Ross and Steve Lamacq on national
radio it reached number 13 in the UK Indie Charts. His band
then supported the Violent Femmes at a sold out Sheperds Bush
Empire. Their second single, on which Scrappy duets with none
other than Dolly Parton, is due for imminent release.
Taking obvious songwriting and delivery cues from Ian Dury,
Television Personalites, Carter USM, Ultramagnetic MCs and John
Cooper Clarke, his influences also include Johnny Cash, Smiley
Culture, Ramones, Dylan, KRS1 & Cole Porter. A keen fan
of a cold lager, Scrappy's performances are always beautifully
imbalanced and anarchic anti-folk affairs...
http://www.myspace.com/scrappythehood

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ERNESTO THE NAKED POET
Ernesto Sarezale - cognitive scientist, published poet, performer,
video artist, Central London Farrago Poetry Slam Champion 2006,
BUTT magazine centrefold & award winning academic - with
a baffling interest in postmenopausal female breasts and an
unreserved dislike for spam. A refreshingly surreal and slightly
unsettling adition to the live performance scene, far too good
for the navel gazers to keep to themselves...
http://www.myspace.com/sarezale
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JARMEAN
Jarmean? A punk / folk / acoustic outfit who are Truman from
Acton (Vox/Ukulele) , Mr Fox from Upminster (Tuba) , Jericho
from Auckland (Trumpet/Trombone ) and Swanimaru from Scarborough
(Drums). They are all from Babylondon, and so are you.
Their influences are Ian Dury, Eric Idle, George Formby, Nicholas
Hawksmoor, Peter Ackroyd, David Bowie, Dan Leno, Christopher
Nolan, Melvyn and Billy Bragg, William Blake, Lenny Bruce, Fugazi,
Robert Anton Wilson, Wagner, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Dickens,
Charlie Mingus, Coen Brothers, The Clash, David Bohm, Vis the
Spoon, Paul Williams, Noam Chomsky, David Hume, Pixies, David
Lean, Attar, Rumi, Idries Shah, Robert Graves and Sir Christopher
Wren.
http://www.myspace.com/jarmean

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RODDY FRASER
"Lively, confident . Musical comedy is his forte"
- chortle.co.uk
"5 stars. See him before he plays the big venues."
- edfringe.com
"Hilarious songs. Very inventive." - Vancouver Sun
Roddy Fraser is a Scottish comedian, musician and sketch writer
who has made a name for himself playing for the last 6 six years
in top UK venues like The Comedy Store, Jongleurs, The Comedy
Cafe
Performed at various comedy festivals including The Vancouver
International Comedy Festival 2007 The Edinburgh Festival 2005,
2007
And performed with national and internationally known comics
such as David Cross (from Arrested Development and Mr. Show)
Jeremy Hotz (from The Jon Stewart Show) Stephen Merchant (writer
with Ricky Gervais, of The Office) Simon Amstell (host of BBC's
Never Mind The Buzzcocks)
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/roddyfraser/index.htm

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+ DJ Scottish
Johnny Clash til the early hours...
+ there may be some spare slots on the night - to be confirmed...